Ice Cream Buddhism

Robb Olson and I invented this one late night. More info on this newest of cool religions later! For now here are the fundamental texts of Ice Cream Buddhism.

If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you

Copyright 1995-1999, Zachary Miller and Robb Olson
Last modified: Tue Nov 30 02:36:45 1999