Ice Cream Buddhism

Robb Olson and I invented this one late night. More info on this newest of cool religions later! For now here are the fundamental texts of Ice Cream Buddhism.

The Four Noble Truths of Ice Cream
The Eightfold Path for Attainment of Ice Cream Manhood
The Wheel of Ice Cream Law

If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you