The Four Noble Truths of Ice Cream

1. Life is a Hot Day.
2. The path to enlightenment lies in Ice Cream
3. Ice Cream can be attained.
4. Ice Cream can be attained by following the Eightfold Path of Ice Cream Manhood.

Copyright 1995-1999, Zachary Miller and Robb Olson
Last modified: Tue Nov 30 02:37:26 1999